A fat kent who thrives off eating at burger king all day. Although an ethan consists of a largejuicy penis, his inability to shake off his poor eating habits costs him dearly. To put it simply, if an ethan was able to successfully bed a girl then the world is becoming fucked over.
This individual loves to pull the short girls, this is because he knows that it will be less struggle to suck his one inch wonder because they won't have to get on their knees, thats how short he likes his girls. This individual also tends to have hair that makes him look like he just got eletrecuted.
Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut
Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"