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Eat Greedy

One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.

When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.

Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
by Purple Summers Orange Winters November 27, 2012
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Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.
Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.
by o-corny April 3, 2010
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eat a nut

dude... eat a nut. just kidding...but seriously, eat a nut.
by Gizz off February 15, 2005
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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 12, 2003
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Eating out

Eating at a restaurant or eatery. (which is actually basically the same thing as a restaurant)Also a synonym for cunnilingus
Alf: Hey Rick; how was your date with Eve yesterday?
Rick: It was great; we went to this outdoor restaurant in the park and ate out.
Alf: -Snicker, laugh.-
Rick: What's so funny?
Alf: -Cough.- Nothing.
by Mike December 16, 2004
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eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.
"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"
by Douchebag February 10, 2003
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clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
by n3xia August 4, 2014
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