Dong Snot

Male ejaculatory fluid

Dude i think your roomate forgot to clean up his dong snot of the shower floor my feet are all sticky.

by DerekJM March 13, 2009

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016

dong bros

Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.

"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"

by Buttnuggers March 17, 2017

boon dong

A particularly enormous, salubrious penis.

Dong : Slang for a penis
Boon: Abbreviation for baboon

i.e. a huge gorilla dick. Synonymous with big bamboo.

"Well now, you got yourself a bona-fide boon dong there, ain't ye fellah?!"

by heathenchimp April 21, 2009

Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018