Dylan Brett

A god among men. Saviour of humanity.

"I'M DYLAN BRETTTTTTTT"

by pseudonymous pseud December 28, 2017

Dylan

An oversized piece of white shit that fucks club sandwichs right in the ass.

Dylan fucked a club sandwich.

by Skoo bop February 12, 2018

Dylan Crawford

Dylan Crawford would be BEST friends with a girl named Taylor. She’s very hawt and soooo pretty. She will steal your hoe. So ladies watch out!! She’s also crazy and loves pps. Her catchphrase with her best friend taylor would be “my daddy’s big albino pp plant”

Dylan Crawford is adored by all bois
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”

by ekeioe March 5, 2019

Dylan Kroft

perfection. The hottest man alive. Likes to decapitate alpaca's which is cool. Is an actual person, so y'all non-believer's can join the cult right now. Smart, talks cute, and very charming. Follow him on @Dylan.Kroft on Instagram ;)

Dylan kroft is legit so hot

by peppa pigs rats bestfriends co October 22, 2019

dylan polley

also known as dad

known for “just dickin around” in his youtube videos and flipping dicks and banging chicks
is also insanely hot for some reason

“have you heard of dylan polley? i heard he was out flipping dildos again..”

by baylens.levine April 27, 2020

dylan burns

leftist political streamer who risked his life by covering the chud invasions and the insurrection live in DC. He has a head of beautiful long brown hair.

dylan burns is having a hippy dippy roundtable debate on twitch tonight! you dont want to miss it

by ThugScholar March 2, 2021

Dylan (girl)

The sexiest, prettiest, funniest human out there

Likes crystals, and matcha
Half witch and has a cat

That girl dylan (girl) fits are always fire

by Cosmo730 August 10, 2022