When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
by Muffins. November 9, 2019
Get the Dutch chimneymug. Don't Dutch windshield me!
by Douche master69 May 8, 2014
Get the dutch windshieldmug. When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 5, 2018
Get the Dutch Lanternmug. Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
Get the Dutch Cannonmug. The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018
Get the dutch mustangmug. To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.
One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.
I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.
I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.
I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014
Get the Dutch Hammondsmug. by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
Get the dutch threesomemug.