Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

dry dance

Dancing without music

Dana you should dry dance!

by makeupwords123 June 26, 2016

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016