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Drunk Millionaire

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
by lVluckluck February 19, 2011
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Cannoli Drunk

The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
by Beerisgood May 8, 2015
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Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
by Synanimous June 8, 2015
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$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
by BFG12 June 11, 2010
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drunk memed

The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober
Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.
by Chasert22 January 18, 2018
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Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010
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Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!
by ODBHB April 8, 2009
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