Movie Drunk

The stumbling, disoriented feeling that overcomes a person attempting to negotiate the crowded exits of a darkened movie theatre.

Larry acted like a Movie Drunk as he clumsily held on to the railings while trying to exit the pitch-black theatre.

by KEKO_JONES September 5, 2011

dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

responsible drunk

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.

God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!

by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010