The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
by Shevvi November 2, 2014
Get the bathroom drunkmug. The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.
I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move
by !@^# March 30, 2012
Get the Erg Drunkmug. That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.
I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
by LKMKLK December 12, 2012
Get the First Drunkmug. When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
by BFG12 June 11, 2010
Get the $500 Drunkmug. (v) - This is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol. It will be recognized by someones inability to perform the simplest of tasks without dropping whatever is in the subsequent hand.
Tommy tried to open the door and dropped his phone, when he bent over to pick up his phone he dropped his lighter. He's got the drunk drops.
by Dawg of War February 8, 2012
Get the Drunk Dropsmug. The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012
Get the Porch Drunkmug. The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
by ODBHB April 8, 2009
Get the Spanking Drunkmug.