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Douchebagadry

The action of being a douche bag.
One can also be full of douchebagadry as oppose to: "full of shit."
You see that guy over there?" "Yeah" "He's full of douchebagadry.
by AlainaTheRawr July 23, 2010
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douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.
So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.
by gravyball December 14, 2010
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douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.
gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club
by badass-inator December 24, 2010
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douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.
Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.
by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010
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Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.
A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.
by acmcgee May 16, 2011
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012
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