my hand is a dolphin

Found in Brock Baker's parody of Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday". It is used to describe the wavy motion of one of the kid's hands when they're driving in the car.

Person 1: *waves hand* "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!11ONEONE"

by purplechik14 April 16, 2011

Flying Dolphin

When one is eloping with his girl in the water and she then proceeds to queef so hard that she shoots out of the water like a dolphin.

My friend fucked this girl so hard that she did a flying dolphin.

by MrDanky December 31, 2016

Fuck Dolphin

A fuck boy or jock that is at the beach or swimming.

Do you see those fuck dolphins over there?
Shouldn't you be at the beach with your other fuck dolphins?

by Sailorgurl August 8, 2016

Dolphins Fan

This species of man is what we know as the florida man. They are obsessed with the year 1972 because the Dolphins went undefeated even though they weren't born yet. They have naked pictures of Dan Marino that they jack off to every night and can't say Tua's last name.

Oh you're a Dolphins Fan? How gay are you for Dan Marino?

by Tallwer November 26, 2020

My Hand is a Dolphin

A phrase made popular by the parody of Rebecca Black's Friday, Friday- Rebecca Black (Brock's Dub).

Look! My hand is a dolphin!

by Meizee April 22, 2011

Spicy Dolphin Rocket

While wearing a condom, you dip your dick into some sort of hot sauce(the spicier the better), then ram it into the female's anus thus having her head rear up like a dolphin making a noise similar to a dolphin(eee eeee eeee), she then runs around the room screaming her ass is burning much like the end of a rocket(sometimes spurting out salsa which can resemble fire).

I pulled the Spicy Dolphin Rocket on Jen the other night, she looked like she was a porpoise on her way to outer space due to the amount of hot sauce flying out of that ass.

by orangebananas May 18, 2008

drowning your dolphin

While taking a nice warm bath, you decide to stroke your man sausage quietly under the water's surface.

Guy 1: Dude how long we're you in there?! Are you Drowning Your Dolphin again?...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.

by GiantWaffleCone June 7, 2016