While wearing a condom, you dip your dick into some sort of hot sauce(the spicier the better), then ram it into the female's anus thus having her head rear up like a dolphin making a noise similar to a dolphin(eee eeee eeee), she then runs around the room screaming her ass is burning much like the end of a rocket(sometimes spurting out salsa which can resemble fire).

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods