dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator

do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!

by Fish__ December 12, 2016

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022