Bag'o'dicks

Person who has a bowl cut and who is also a real asshole.

So this bag'o'dicks comes over and hits on my lady, so I fucked up his world with a right cross.

by Mike December 1, 2004

slap dicks

1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me

say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 

also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh

by Gabe & Ken October 9, 2008

Bag of dicks

noun/adjective

Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.

Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.

"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"

"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"

by IMBETTERTHANROB August 17, 2011

sick like 2 dicks

An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.

Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".

by JDLush May 30, 2006

Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

dicksauce

when you get some sort of chemical up you dick hole and you can't get it out

fuck, I poured jalapeno juice on my dick and now I can't get it out of my hole. Guess I got dicksauce.

by Fucker999 May 26, 2018

Fifty dicks

A term used to describe a Boss or person of authority in a workplace, that clearly makes their importance to the company and supiriority to you known on an almost daily basis. ie (Too be that much of a wanker he must have fifty dicks)

John: I wonder if i will be allowed to leave work early today.

Brooke: Have you mentioned it to Tony? (supervisor)

Smithy boy (pipes in): Why would you ask fifty dicks? just go straight to the Manager.

by Retro 5 January 27, 2008