Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

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twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

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/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

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Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

by I-dickery May 6, 2018

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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

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rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

Those guys are rubber docking

by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018

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triple dicking

Is when three guys gets there dicks out of there pants and starts bamping them on each others dick-ends with the force of an elephant until two of the dicks gets inside one of the dick's urethra or urinaly gland and repeat the same stapes until it happens to all three of them .

OMG Daniel Radcliffe ,Dane Dehaan and Harry Potter are Triple Dicking

by 2-Cool June 14, 2018

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