Cum scum

The build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy's shower massage

Ginger: "I was cleaning our shower this morning and I could not believe the build up of cum scum my boyfriend has left!"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Auto Cum

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

cum down

The feeling you get after masterbating to nasty porn and then immediately say to yourself "what the hell am I watching?"

Oh yeah, do it, keep going, yes, yes, here it comes....ahhhhhhh. Holy crap this website is disgusting, what a cum down.

by Trotterbotterfofotter April 13, 2007

cum crumb

Dried, crusted semen that has flaked off into smaller pieces.

The sheets in the hotel room were littered with cum crumbs.

by The Captain Awesome October 25, 2007

dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020