Cryptik

A specific small streamer who tries their best

person 1: Oh my god! it's Cryptik!
person 2: who's Cryptik?

by SheeplessUnderscore January 16, 2022

Cryptosplaining

When a crypto bro tries to explain a topic they think the blockchain can improve to a person who’s an expert in said topic

Just saw a crypto bro cryptosplaining video game assets to a developer. Fun times.

by Draconiou5 January 17, 2022

cryptohead

A person who is addicted to buy and sell crypto-currencies, as Bitcoin.

Mark is such a cryptohead, he lost all his money

by Toyolloy_1889 January 18, 2022

Cryptohit

When you shoot someone in the back of the head at a target,flopping on a baby

Is that a guy doing a cryptohit

by Hsjskdjsj January 21, 2022

cryptomanure

A synonym for NFTs.

Crypto bro: Hey dude! Look at all my cool NFTs.

Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.

by A bunch of random letters January 23, 2022

crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021

Crypto Staking Engineer

Someone who installs and launch's working nodes for proof of stake protocols as a living. This individual will also configure, write scripts, and test the staking nodes for self-staking and as a validator. They will maintain and monitor the nodes so they are fully operational 24x7.

My best friend is self employed as a Crypto Staking Engineer. He runs multiple mansternodes on different blockchains earning enough passive income to make it his full time career.

by Mr. Crypto February 7, 2022