Isabella Corbett

This person loves reading, and she usually won’t be able to hang out with you because she has like a thousand hours of sport per week. She likes cats.

Person: hey Isabella can you hang out later?
Isabella Corbett: no sorry i’ve got 200 hours of sport today.

by smartestpersonalive0803 January 18, 2023

Rea Corded

When your dumbass friend doesn’t know how to fix Apple’s autocorrect

Rea Corded

by Wiofjweofijew March 14, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Dalton Corbell

he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.

My pall is Dalton Corbell

by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024

Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

by burnsing April 10, 2024

Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

Yasmin Cordero, while what can appear as an unimportant side character, actually served a very important part of the movie's plot. When Sid the Sloth went through his emotional breakdown on the iceberg midway through the film, Yasmin Cordero stood in the back, and smiled at Sid, which encouraged Sid to keep going. Yasmin Cordero's kind spirit is what allowed the hero of the movie to fight through his emotional breakdown.

Thank you, Ms. Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)!! - Sid the Sloth

by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024

Veneer Career

The socially respectable and seemingly profitable job or career that a wealthy person claims to have to hide the fact that they don't really work or make money and instead coast off their savings, inheritance, or other handouts.

For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.

Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.

He claims he's an investor but that's just his veneer career, he just comes from a rich family and spends his parents money but doesn't do anything otherwise. His sister's veneer clothing is a handbag line she puts out which has 2 customers: her parents.

by Human Peacocking December 12, 2024