Bored cop syndrom

When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.

Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.

What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome

Bored cop syndrom by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010

Carb Cop 

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"

Carb Cop by kbythec June 6, 2011

top cop 

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

top cop by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Robo-cop it 

When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.

1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.

2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.

Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!

Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!

Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!

LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.

The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!

Robo-cop it by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021

rent a cop 

someone who's a rented cop. usually a security guard at schools or events.

yo that rent-a-cop can't do shit. he doesnt even have a badge.

rent a cop by ALeN BaLeN April 28, 2003

urinal cop 

short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.

dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?

urinal cop by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 15, 2005

suicide by cop 

Passive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. Involves entering or drawing a police response, then provoking a lethal draw of fire by either threatening with a real or fake weapon, or aggressive maneuvering towards the police officers. Life insurance policies may cover suicide-by-cop, whereas they wouldn't cover normal suicide.

Did you hear about Joe? He went out by suicide by cop.

suicide by cop by sonicbloom November 2, 2008