cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Cod

Refers to a gay person, usually female who is attracted to the same sex but is willing to sleep with the opposite sex because they are desperate rather than being bisexual.

She's a nasty cod

by Hanzhong March 26, 2018

Cod

Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae.
and i think it is uhm mobile game idkkk im not a gamer or so, people call me boomer too, what does that mean??

I love eating Cod
how can you eat a mobile game?????
I mean the fucking fish moreon
oh sorry

by COCPLAYER December 16, 2021

Cod mobile

Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool

1: ima play cOd mobile

2: AWSOME

by Im_chaos December 1, 2021

cod

Mock or phoney. UK slang.

"Marquand bounced his caterpillar eyebrows and said, “Bof,” in a cod French accent."--A Foreign Country, Charles Cumming

by SpocksBeard March 27, 2015

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021