Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel

“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”

by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018

Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).

Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.

by Jcole19 December 4, 2018

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019

Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.

"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.

by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020