Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

Captain marvel

If Hitler was born as a blond female…..

Yeah nobody like captain marvel

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes

Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”

by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018