canned

Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.

by Polka-dotted-cow April 27, 2008

cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

canerdling

When two nerds are canoodling. Often involving some romantic whispers of Star Wars or LOTR. Sometimes computer code or other IT lingo would be used by the nerds to quietly express their affection.

I just overheard Herman call Georgina his "Elven Princess" while they they were canerdling in the corner!

by DragassternaterPrime January 10, 2012

Cancer dick boy

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.

Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?

by Spooptard July 6, 2016