Canada's History

A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").

Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?

No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.

by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010

Canada's History

The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.

Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??

by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When in doubt, blame Canada.

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.

by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...

"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"

by NDGambella February 4, 2010