When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
Get the Beach crotchmug. When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.
These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
Get the Crotch maggotsmug. When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013
Get the crotch chowdermug. by MableDoris August 5, 2017
Get the Crotch nitsmug. Another word for vagina.
by #1fagit October 6, 2013
Get the Crotch Nostrilmug. The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.
I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.
by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
Get the crotch glowmug. after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
Get the cream of the crotchmug.