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bumper clud

1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...
" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"
by hasnaib April 14, 2009
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Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009
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Bumperdong

noun:
A car mounted plastic Phallus that compliments the balls of steel that dangle below.
Watch out for the Bumperdong, dont let it rear end you
by Mordertier July 20, 2009
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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
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bumpgrade

The act of trading up an item for something else slightly better, even though what you have is perfectly good.

A small bump in features, performance or design that usually includes a hefty repeat purchase.
1. "When I saw the new iPod Nano had video recording, I knew I needed a bumpgrade from my old one".

2. "I was sick of always charging my old cell phone, so instead of buying a battery, I did a bumpgrade to the next newer model".
by StormWard July 4, 2010
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bumping knees

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.
Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?
by Calhoun11 January 5, 2016
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Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
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