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Jonas Brothers

My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)

The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.

Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.

They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!

person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.

person 1: Jonas Brothers?

Person 2: yes, please kill me
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009
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Rocky Brothers

Tj Rocky was the first Rocky to be born in the Rocky Family. CJ Rocky came after who was the second brother, then came MJ and finally the youngest, BJ Rocky. The Rocky brothers are true brothers. Their rival gang - SOD's. Other nicknames for the Rocky brothers are TJ - Thisguy and Chuckles, MJ - Thatguy, Gayguy, CJ - Gayguy2, Theeguy, Nomoneyyy, and BJ - .....

BRAP BRAP TO AFGHAN TJ ROCKY
The first Afghan to be a Rocky.
by Tj Thisguy Rocky July 24, 2010
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asskimo brothers

Two people who share a same sex anal partner, at different times.
"Chuck and I are asskimo brothers. He banged her in the ass last year, and I just got her in the ass yesterday
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Eskimail brother

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.
Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.
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Dutch Brother

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.
Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.
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McElroy Brothers

Three brothers who make very wholesome and fun generally 14+ comedy content. This ranges from giving (bad?) advice, playing Dungeons and Dragons with their father, discussing historical medical practices, and just havin a laugh.
What did you do this weekend?”

“Oh I got caught up on some of the McElroy Brothers’ content! I love MBMBAM!”
by undead_science August 22, 2019
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fuck brother

A best friend who if worse comes to worse you will have sex with aka very close best friend
"Me and genji are fuck brothers"
"Are you gay"
"No we are Just best friends and will have sex if the world depends on it"
"Oh"
by Sanzang zen November 10, 2017
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