quasi boyfriend

a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).

Catherine, are you and Winston dating?....No he's just my quasi boyfriend.

by Amandaiscool April 22, 2008

I have a boyfriend

A response for when a guy is being normal and friendly

Matt: "Hey, how's it going"
Jess: "Uhm excuse me, I have a boyfriend"

by roombaboomba September 16, 2019

Closet Boyfriend

When a guy dates a girl and they only see eachother at the girl's convenience, hence taking him out of the closet once in a while when needed or to just make the guy feel like he matters, then put back in and forgotten about for an extended period of time. This can also be the other way around too.

-Damn i rarely ever see Mark and Tracy together

-Thats because he's just her closet boyfriend

by some1 who knows June 18, 2008

semi-boyfriend

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

ex boyfriend

The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"

My ex boyfriend is an asshole

by HelloDork June 21, 2009

Boxset Boyfriend

A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"

by Vivalaleslo January 31, 2018

Virtual Boyfriend

An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.

by RachBU January 24, 2008