Bored

The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .

(boredom)

by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014

Boredom

School.

If you need an example of how school is boredom, then you have never gone to school.

by Drearyrainbow3 August 10, 2014

bored

What I am 90% of the time, and what you are if you look this up. Now lets see if you can read this:

H1 1 4M 80R3D

(hi I am bored)

by FNaF, MLP: FiM, and Frozen fan February 27, 2015

bored

you got nothing better to do and you start talking to strangers on sites. you will end up feeling like shit and wanting to die until you talk to your bestie or someone you know that is entertain you

i got bored so people talk to people on omegle or dating sites to annoy people

by oxsophxo February 28, 2015

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

boreday

when you have a boring birth day

bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw your face

out of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday

out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly

by watchlover June 20, 2015

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

by Portwine55 November 4, 2015