blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

blood clot

Jamaican way of saying f*ck or f*ucking.

Stop your blood clot crying!

by DangerJeff July 9, 2003

blood money

If you have to commit an act of violence or if you have spent your whole life purposely waiting until someone dies to recieve something of value from of them.

2 children are just waiting for their parent(s) to die, so that they can collect the blood money.

by Rodan Smith August 21, 2008

True Blood

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.

TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"

by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010

True Blood

A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.

Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."

by bombkitten, like duh January 5, 2009

Tiger Blood

Tiger Blood is blood that is over and above what the rest of the human race has in their viens.

Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.

Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.

by Petergozinya March 17, 2011

blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."

My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!

by FMchubs May 18, 2005