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The Blindsider

A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated.

The BLINDSIDER
Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider:

Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.
by skeletor_hunter March 4, 2009
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Blind Assassin

When someone has been blinded by an admin in counter strike and gets a kill.
Bob Blind Assassin'd The admin after he was blinded.
by Criag July 11, 2005
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BLIND COBBLERS THUMBS

Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.
"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"
by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004
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Dawn Blinder

An unintentional massive night of boozing which ends in an unpleasant walk home with the birds tweeting and no sunglasses.
A Dawn Blinder - Most evenings when you say you are going "just for the one or two"
by Lucindigo January 4, 2008
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blind nationalism

An wavering belief that your country is the best at everything and disregarding all of yhe counrty's negative events while labeling those with dissenting opinions as pussies and should leave said country. This is usually coupled with xenophobia.
The alt-right has so much blind nationalism that I don't think they even know what is covered by the Constitution they constantly preach about.
by Vantius November 30, 2016
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Blind Date

1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."

3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."

Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."

2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."

Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."

3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"

"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."

Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."

Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"

"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."

Vanessa: "But I..."

Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."

Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."

Vanessa: "But I...."

Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."

Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*

Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
by Vero Marie June 2, 2010
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night blindness

When you meet a girl under low lit conditions and she looks good but when you see her again in broad day-light she is nasty looking.
Man, she was nasty, I must have had night blindness when I met her.
by Phil Mizas December 27, 2007
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