blasted

other word for high.

dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.

by xDSMILE February 17, 2010

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

blastedcock

A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.

Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!

by Jerk Off Jack August 12, 2016

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman

"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"

by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017

BLASTED

BIG B.L.A.S.T.

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time

by Holythunder October 15, 2017

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018