Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008

Bibletard

Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper

Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard

People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.

by Donburi May 22, 2010

Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.

That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.

by Rachel July 20, 2004

Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.

John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.

by Condoso122 February 23, 2012

Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.

Bibletard

by One little hellian March 13, 2017

Patriot Bible University

A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.

Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.

by ConservatismSucks December 19, 2009

Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.

Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!

by ... February 5, 2004