So I was tending bar one night when a murder of beards came in. I thought we were in trouble but they turned out to be a nice group of guys.
by Irish beard balm April 16, 2015
Get the Murder of beards mug.When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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Get the bearded moose mug.When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
Get the growing the beard mug.When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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by Zeps March 6, 2010
Get the Bearded Phoenix mug.Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
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