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bearded clam

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 20, 2013
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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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bearded moose

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.
by somali pirate April 8, 2009
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growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
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beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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Beard-a-lingus

I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.
by Amelia C.F. September 22, 2016
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Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019
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