touch basis

to masterbate.

i gotta go home and touch basis before i go out tonight.

by yajohnson August 21, 2009

Bardsley

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!

That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.

by yeahbroo May 16, 2017

what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit

the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!

by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

emo bands

Emo bands are bands that express emotions or feelings through their music, they are not people who sit around crying and slitting wrists like a lot of narrow minded people think. Emo music is often mistaken for pop-rock bands and sometimes even Kerrang get it wrong, although these bands are really amazing too they are
bands that definately ARENT emo:
the all-american rejects - pop-rock
fall out boy - pop-rock
panic at the disco - dance-rock
taking back sunday - pop rock

bands that ARE emo are:
hawthorne heights
funeral for a friend
my chemical romance
from autumn to ashes
dashboard confessional

"have you seen any good emo bands recently"
"have you downloaded any emo music yet?"

by ...the.emologist... August 29, 2006

Poser bands

good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.

gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!

by katelynissmart April 23, 2006

Swedish Bass Fetish

A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.

That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.

by iamalex April 28, 2009

bass playing chick with glasses

a young girl, teenaged to young adult, who plays the bass guitar and wears glasses.

girl + bass + glasses = hawt

"hey, look at that bass playing chick with glasses! she's so cute!"

by DSZ November 25, 2005