l.a.b.b

Lame ass broke bitch

Bitch you is a l.a.b.b a lame ass broke bitch.
Look at that l.a.b.b lame ass broke bitch.

by lorr.dior July 3, 2015

I.A.B

stands for,It's all bullshit.

I.A.B when your teachers tell you to try harder when you know that you are doing your best in school.

by RockPrincess June 10, 2008

P.E.B.K.A.C.

IT Helpdesk teminology/slang. The acronym stands for:

Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using

Helpdesk Customer: I can't open my document

(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)

Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.

by Ragsnot August 5, 2006

Spring a b

to get a boner

yo man me and my homes sprung mad bs last night
yo dancin makes me spring bs lelft and right
quit it! im gonna spring a b

by 3000labels September 20, 2009

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

a-b porn

Porn that only has a few good parts. You start at point A, and end at point B, and then loop over only that portion of the material to masterbate to.

First originated on the Keith and The Girl podcast.

Chemda's voice is some good A-B Porn. I just take the parts where she sounds all sexy, and keep rewinding those parts.

by Wacky Clown May 30, 2005

F A B

FAB from the TV show "Thunderbirds" stood for "Full Acknowledgement of Braodcast." Gerry Anderson, the producer of "Thunderbirds" was known for these obscure catch phrases. In another series "Captain Scarlet" he usied SIG which stood for "Spectrum Is Green" They both meant roughly," ten-four", "I copy" and "roger that."

Jeff Tracy: "Scott set up a perimeter so Virgil can put down Thunderbird 2"
Scott: "F A B"

Colonel White: "All units return to base."
Captain Scarlett: "S I G"

by Yorgi D July 16, 2008