Gin (usually Hendricks or Bombay Sapphire) with Mountain Dew and a splash of Black Widow hot sauce. Named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. Best when served while listening to the Dropkick Murphys or Disturbed and while camping.
by Todd8242 October 24, 2014
When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.
I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.
by bumchum4u January 06, 2010
when in bed with a women realize your inner football player and ram the shit out of her pussy and go for the touchdown
by Tyler Reynolds November 09, 2016
When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
by Mongo likes candy April 05, 2023
A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.
by qTay June 11, 2020
the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.
“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
by Bongbuddha April 07, 2017