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Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"
by Dyluxray June 7, 2020
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Boo Chang Chow

Refering to someones smelly genetials, butt, or just a weird smell coming from that person.
Somebody in the club had a little Boo Chang Chow going on.
by reddragon_859 February 24, 2009
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Change your channel

A request to have somebody change one's attitude or demeanor.
Yo dawg, why you be acting like dis?! You better change your channel!
by yourbrokenamp January 9, 2010
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war has changed

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.
War has changed. MGS has changed.
by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
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Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.
"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"
by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019
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texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.
"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
by gwiz September 11, 2008
mugGet the texas lane changemug.

illegal lane change

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.
Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.
by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006
mugGet the illegal lane changemug.

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