zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage

"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"

by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018

Jeff Special

Interupting a fight between two people by killing them both. Found in Halo and Call of Duty

Way to give us the Jeff Special in Halo last night.

by FlyingNinja1025 April 25, 2010

Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)

Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.

by Alanberto October 25, 2010

special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

CJ Special

To pay a hooker to fart in your mouth

"Chris spends nearly $2000 each week just to fund his addiction to CJ specials"

by Danny Styles October 26, 2004

B.O.C. Special

To shit on a person's chest and wrap them in saran wrap.

Yo, that girl last night was a huge freak, I tried a B.O.C. Special and I didn't have enough saran wrap to finish the job

by Sticky Swine September 24, 2005

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005