"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Cristian AD

Cristian is like the best in he world has a very very big c*ock not like Adams small d*ck he flashed out on our faces he is really funny always makes people smile gets friend zone sometimes because he is a little to late to ask out girls , wishes he was remembered to this day non cocky like Adams small cock and likes these girls very much ****************************add him on snap to hhm to get to know him better than ever. And he is not sexy he is cute sadly lol

Hey Ada* what do u think about Cristian. Bro I’m in elitches right now bro she said she wanted to smash bro she said she want to suck it first lol hey have u heard about Cristian AD he is a great guy

by Cristian AD August 5, 2019

Ad

Also know as advert is an annoying product, website or app that will appear when you are using a website or app. Known for its annoying time of appearance and can really test your patience

Damn it I hate these blumming ads

by Scaryjur12 January 30, 2020

ad

a cool nickname for your or your friends crush it stands for anime dude so if you or ur friends like someone who somewho remind you of anime guys ladies i gotcha the code name no need to spend time thinking

Elise: look over there its owen
Andrew: Omg you like owen
Juliana: Elise now everyone knows we need a code name
Sarah: What about anime dude
Juliana: No too long
Elise: How about AD a for anime and d for dude
Sarah: I love it
Juliana: Perfect

Few days later

Juliana: Omg look Elise its AD
Elise: Omg I love him sm
Andrew: Whos AD
Sarah: Hahahahaha

by JujuElsieSare December 2, 2022

AD so2

Best anime supplier but he doesn't supply hentais

AD so2 is the best

by Not homeless at all March 2, 2021

ADS

Aim down the sight

I like the game that can ADS

by Fai1025 March 21, 2021

Sleeping like AD of Pak

To have a deep sleep

Hey Bro, were you sleeping like AD of Pak? I tried calling you multiple times

by wordlehehe May 12, 2025