The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle
by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009
Get the Turtling Outmug. by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
Get the Turtle Leemug. When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
by Carnthepear September 12, 2015
Get the turtle poppingmug. A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.
by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017
Get the bert the turtlemug. The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis
by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017
Get the Turtle Flippermug. A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.
by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011
Get the Turtle Roulettemug. Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.
Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008
Get the turtle ranchermug.