Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Reverse dildo

A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.

Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.

by Saitama 777 May 1, 2021

battery dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.

by tsudoishere May 10, 2021

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019