Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid
Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Brian is acting like a daft dildo.
Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016
Get the daft dildomug. Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.
by Skeletonbones July 25, 2021
Get the Poopy dildomug. This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.
The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,
When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
Get the Egg dildomug. by Cum cake December 20, 2022
Get the dildo shlongmug. by Splooogier January 13, 2022
Get the Burnt dildomug. by Iknowkinkystuff October 20, 2019
Get the monster dildomug. A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
Get the Walking dildomug.