by briocko March 12, 2023
Get the zander mug.Zane is the sweetest, coolest, funniest, and most sexy person you'd ever meet. You'll find that you have so much in common with him and that he's undeniably the easiest person to talk to. He'll cheer you up when you've cried four times that day and good god if you ever hurt him you are a monster. He's been through a lot, obviously, and he'll tell you that upfront. Rock music is his favorite genre and he is GREAT with his fingers.....On guitar you dirty minded roach. He buys that top tier cologne that smells so good. He'll never fail to make you smile and laugh. Even if he's a little silly sometimes it's cute when he's extremely focused. He's perfect in everyway.
I love you, forever, Zane<3
I love you, forever, Zane<3
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Girl 2: Another one? Jesus he's pulling girls left to right.
Girl 1: Yeah, I wish he'd like me...
Zane is perfect.
Girl 2: Another one? Jesus he's pulling girls left to right.
Girl 1: Yeah, I wish he'd like me...
Zane is perfect.
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