Wonky

crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.

My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky

by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004

Social Worker

An annoying person that tries to get in your fucking business.

Hi john, i got visited by a social worker.
Social workers are so annoying

by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020

Do Work

A phrase inputted towards any action, usually used as a form of encouragement to others or one`s self. Derived from MTV`s amazing show Rob & Big.

1)ROB: You are doing work on that burger

2)ROB: Watch me hit this gap
BIG BLACK: DO WORK SON!

by Ryan Dudeski March 24, 2008

worker's compensation

A lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

give work

To beat another player or team in athletic contests. For a team to beat another team badly. To embarass somebody in a sport.

Lebron James just gave yall niggas WORK!
Catch me on the golf course, and I'll give you work.
Watch me give work to these lames.

by P.L.3. March 1, 2007

BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control

Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

by flynbrian January 13, 2009