witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

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[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

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witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

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