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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
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Witched

Call her a witched lady (all in good fun) and watch her get confused and mad. “You’re a witched lady”
by Peoplepeoplepeople March 25, 2023
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dizzy witch

She thought I would fall for all her nonsense, the dizzy witch!
by JAR2JAR19 May 30, 2017
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witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
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witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023
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Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain
I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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