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[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.
The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.
by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019
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Fruity._.witch

By definition a gay ass black non binary witch 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ ⚧️🖕🏾
Yo I caught fruity._.witch listening to girl in red they are so gay.
by Ahhsbdbdbdn July 28, 2021
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Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.
Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE
by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022
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Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain
I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.
by Çýýý July 22, 2025
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Witches

They were burning them a few hundred years ago, but when was the last time you heard about one being burned as a form of public execution in your local news?
The weird bubbly cultish girl had nothing else but desperately wanted to start an argument, so she resorted to bringing up examples of witches that were persecuted, deemed inferior, or otherwise treated unfairly by males of their day that she read about in a book though she had no thoughts of her own on the matter or personal experience that wasn't manufactured by her mind with being treated unfairly by society. She was a JAP, (non-Jewish) a Jewish Amercian Princess , a spoiled rotten individual.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Be Witch

Be Witch a nature-pantheism oriented religion, including history and craft derived from pre-Christian religious beliefs. Using time honored teachings in choosing a path, by knowing and learning the way. Those who deem themselves 'Witch' dedicate their energies to being within the magic of learning the use of herbs, healing therapies, crystals and stones, cauldron classes, physical and mental focus, following the seasons and astrological changes.

The tenet of this religion is known and lived by with great respect: What is sent out in deed, word and thought, shall return threefold. And so it is. *Founded in Pennsylvania by a Grey Witch.
No restrictions on gender or additional beliefs, for each have their own path to walk and all learn their own way.

There Are 3 Main Paths* known to be tread in learning:
Green - Natural learning of herbs, crystals, healings and protections.
Grey - Spiritual learning of connections to all, living, past, present, energies.
Black - Ancestral learning of familial teachings, known only through private lesson. Kept in the dark.
Many Witch may tread all three and then return to one path and become.

*Note on paths - White path not included as that is a different religion (Wicca).
My path is grey, for I Be Witch.

Be Witch is where I walk the green path.
My religion is Be Witch, and I have walked every path to create my own.
by kendracrows December 24, 2023
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