Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004

butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB April 19, 2006

wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

winder-pinder

1. A polite term for a fart used with children.
2. To fart (polite).

Hey Daniel, was that I winder-pinder I heard? You're off to timeout mister.

by Benjam January 31, 2007

Wankerboy

An immature guy who acts like a wanker. He may also wank off in the bathroom before sex

"I hate him, he is such a wankerboy!'

by Retro Palace February 6, 2009

wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

Winder

A word meaning window in the deep south.

Close the damn winder. The raccoons are tryin to git out again.

by Jokay34 October 24, 2016