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Wet Rose

A very moist bung hole. May be wet from sweat, booty juice, excrement, moose jelly, ejaculate or saliva.
Tony gave his girlfriend Meghan a Wet Rose by performing an extended session of analingus. Her pucker spot was moist and flowing with booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
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Wet Carl

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.
I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.
by Rod Thrustwell June 28, 2006
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wet wipe

Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right
by stalkyasmin June 11, 2013
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wet dream

One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.
*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!
by A Really Bucking Fastard July 25, 2013
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wet giraffed

When a women squirts on a mans penis.
Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.
by penis face ya ya ya December 10, 2006
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Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger
"I just pumped out a wet donkey"
by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009
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Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.
"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."
by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 16, 2010
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