Hoodie Weather

Hoodie Weather is used as a replacement word for winter in south Texas, considering winter time in South Texas weather goes down to 33 degrees at the lowest, and high of like 65 degrees, which is Hoodie Weather.

Josh: "I cant wait till Hoodie Weather."
Jason: "Goddamn, Me too."

by MyLifeAsAPigeon September 3, 2011

wuther

a substitution for a profane or comical expression

"grace is such a wuther head"
"what the wuther"
etc.

by Shane March 13, 2005

Sweater Weather

the bi anthem.

"I think she listens to Sweater Weather "
"Oh I didn't know she was bi"

by YoGalTony February 11, 2021

bit under the weather

This is the British middle class equivalent of the exclamations 'ill' or 'sick', meaning cool. Being terribly modest and reserved, one doesn't want to overstate things.

Yo brother, that deck is a bit under the weather

by Bob Q. Holness August 26, 2008

Weathered

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

by AlThePal November 20, 2011

The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad

hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?

by 76MC June 24, 2023

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010