wet line

The act of snorting a freshly blown load of jizzum.

I came on the coffee table and Janis did a wet line.

by thoughtful May 3, 2005

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

by Sloshball August 23, 2011

Wet Carl

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.

I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.

by Rod Thrustwell June 28, 2006

Wet Rose

A very moist bung hole. May be wet from sweat, booty juice, excrement, moose jelly, ejaculate or saliva.

Tony gave his girlfriend Meghan a Wet Rose by performing an extended session of analingus. Her pucker spot was moist and flowing with booty juice.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

wet wipe

Something or someone uncool.

Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right

by stalkyasmin June 11, 2013

wet dream

One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.

*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!

by A Really Bucking Fastard July 25, 2013

wet giraffed

When a women squirts on a mans penis.

Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.

by penis face ya ya ya December 10, 2006